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Posted on 15th Apr at 4:37 PM, with 113,717 notes

thedorkiestviking:

Bubba was my best good friend.

this wasn’t in the fucking terms & conditions

I literally didn’t sign up for this touchy-feely-ass bullshit

Posted on 15th Apr at 2:35 PM, with 235,568 notes
isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:








Remember when Obama brought them home?



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isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:

Remember when Obama brought them home?

This post got so much better

Posted on 15th Apr at 2:33 PM, with 326,487 notes

nikonoxide:

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

This was exciting from beginning to end

Posted on 15th Apr at 2:32 PM, with 114,473 notes
brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.
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brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

Posted on 15th Apr at 2:27 PM, with 95,900 notes

condorn:

urnbreon:

condorn:

FUCK SPIDERS

RIGHT IN THEIR LITTLE SPIDER ASSHOLE

dude idk what ur into but I’m not gonna judge

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